“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.” —Maya Angelou
How kids dance today...
How I danced when I was their age:
How I dance now:
“You think fairy tales are only for girls? Here’s a hint - ask yourself who wrote them. I assure you, it wasn’t just the women. It’s the great male fantasy - all it takes is one dance to know that she’s the one. All it takes is the sound of her song from the tower, or a look at her sleeping face. And right away you know - this is the girl in your head, sleeping or dancing or singing in front of you. Yes, girls want their princes, but boys want their princesses just as much. And they don’t want a very long courtship. They want to know immediately.” —
When you see free samples at the grocery store
That awesome feeling of how gangster you are after rapping your favorite part of a song without screwing up.
When I'm eating:
Being so bored it turns into depression
Shutting your door to force your pet into spending time with you.
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
When your friend is upset...
And you make stupid faces like
And they’re all like
That moment when you're reading out loud in class and someone starts talking
“Did you just interrupt me…?”
I change the date on my homework to make it seem like I did it earlier.